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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 06:37 PM
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Supermarket Tabloid: Is Bill Clinton Dying
I was at my local shoprite today, and there was a supermarket tabloid, and on the front page is a photo of Bill Clinton, with the phrase "Is Bill Clinton Dying"
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 06:38 PM
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1. What did it say was wrong with him?
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Lenape85 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 06:39 PM
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2. I didn't buy it, I don't support tabloid companies
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lolly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 06:40 PM
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3. Of Course He Is
We all are; it's called "mortality."
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 06:42 PM
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4. shrub trying to hurry it along by sending him out to raise $ for Tsunami
victims. How could Bill say no? Yet, people need to REST and return to activity SLOWLY and under careful supervision after the surgery he had.

First thing I thought when I heard shrub wanted Clinton and BushI to hit the road was Rove wanted someone to collapse and die from doing too much too soon. They do not want Bill regaining his energy and convincing DEM candiates to fight. They like nice, docile DEMS. Street smart scrappers are a danger to the neocons.

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StClone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 07:12 PM
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5. That story didn't make the Top 10
Every month the MAGBAG likes to take time to salute the journalists who write the great headlines in America's finest newspapers, the Supermarket Tabloids. Most of these headlines are drawn from the Weekly World News and the SUN.

JANUARY 2005

10 NEW STUDY SAYS 'STITCH IN TIME' SAVES ONLY 8 WWN

9 GRIM REAPER TO RETIRE PEOPLE WILL LIVE FOREVER! WWN

8 World's oldest woman thrives on lard and booze SUN

7 JAY LENO'S CHIN IS FAKE! WWN

6 MICHAEL JACKSON CAN HEAR THROUGH HIS NOSE! WWN

5 Earwax DNA doesn't lie OSAMA BIN LADEN IS A WOMAN! WWN

4 MOON RAYS TURNED APOLLO ASTRONAUTS INTO WEREWOLVES WWN

3 Giant killer crabs are on the march . . . and they're heading for America SUN

2 GIANT PIGEON TERRORIZES NEW YORK WWN

1 ISLAND TRIBE WORSHIPS GILLIGAN LIKE A GOD! WWN


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AlFrankenFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 07:13 PM
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6. Burn them
He is not dying. He would be if he hadn't gotten that operation.
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cliss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 07:36 PM
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7. They're wonderng the same thing
in Sweden. Check out this link at Swedish newspaper Aftonbladet:

http://www.aftonbladet.se/vss/nyheter/story/0,2789,5891...

They're very concerned about him in Stockholm. They think he doesn't have long to live. He really does look terrible.
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Spangle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 07:40 PM
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8. Sadly, YES
But no one knows when that will happen. This year, next.. 20 years from now.

By the way, the Clintons have been on the brink of a divorce for 15 years. Their little girl is prego for about 2 years now. And Hilary is still upset. I would be 2 if my daughter was prego for 2 years and not showing yet. But oh well.
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GCP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 07:42 PM
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9. I'm asn RN who used to work with cardiac patients
He really doesn't look that good compared with a lot of people that have had the same op.
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goodboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 07:43 PM
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10. we're ALL dying.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 07:48 PM
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11. They're gearing for the hatefest. (nt)
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DemGirl7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 09:44 PM
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12. Never believe Tabloids...
they are all full of BS...yeah Bill Clinton doesn't look too good, but he did have MAJOR surgery not to long ago...so I won't worry.
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Nitrogenica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-15-05 09:46 PM
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13. Headline : Bush tells the truth!
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