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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 09:20 AM
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The Three Remaining Candidates....If They Were Superheros

Superhero name: Hillfire.
Real name: Hillary Clinton.
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 130
Power: Ability to generate heat anywhere at any time.



Superhero name: McLame.
Real name: John McCain.
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 170
Power: Ability to slime and sling mud.



Superhero name: Obamaman.
Real name: Barack Obama.
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 150
Power: Ability to mezmerize audience with speech and defelct any attack with charisma shield.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 09:22 AM
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1. Did you make those?
I want to make some. The Killer Huckabee, for starters.
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 09:24 AM
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2. yeah..
go to this site..

http://www.ugo.com/channels/comics/heroMachine/classic....

and click on superhero in the panel, and then blaster.

Then just print your screen and open it in MSPaint
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 09:36 AM
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5. Thanks
I'm fooling around with it now. :bounce:
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Hepburn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 09:34 AM
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3. Very cool....a K&R for you!
BTW: McInsane is only 5'8" tall? I did not know that.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 09:36 AM
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4. I'm not going to "flame" you for Hillfire
I kind of like these. :-)
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 09:45 AM
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6. I kind of like the candidates as operating systems
Obama - Mac Panther
Clinton - Windows '93
McCain - DOS 1.0
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 09:48 AM
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7. some more

Superhero name: Clulk
Real name: Bill Clinton
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210
Power: Ability to smash without the ability to stop.



Superhero name: Mitbot
Real name: Mitt Romney
Height: 6'
Weight: 170
Power: Ability to robotically be all things to all people.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 10:00 AM
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8. The Huck Monster


Superhero name: The Huck Monster.
Real name: Mike Huckabee.
Alias: Gomer Pyle
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 295
Power: Lulls his prey into a sense of naive safety with music and bad jokes, before using his faithful fists of fire.
Allies: McLame (First appearance together, Series 2, Issue 16).
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 10:23 AM
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9. more

Superhero name: Hammer
Real name: John Edwards
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 150
Power: Ability to fly above the field and dissolve lies with this truth hammer.


Superhero name: Glass Rudy and 911 the bat
Real name: Rudy Guliani
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 140
Power: Ability to be broken easily, even with help from 911.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 10:57 AM
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10. Nice
You've given a nice distraction today.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 10:59 AM
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11. Stormfront


Superhero name: Stormfront.
Real name: Ron Paul.
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 120
Power: No actual super powers, but has a utility belt, and drives a souped up blimp.
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 11:03 AM
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12. LOL
love the color pattern.

:rofl:
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 11:43 AM
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13. Mittens


Superhero name: Mittens.
Real name: Mitt Romney.
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 1180
Power: Able to change spots no matter the environment; steely eyed glare vision.
Weapon: Varmint guns.
Transportation: Roller blades.
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 12:00 PM
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14. I made a couple of DU-centric one's....
Bad Guys:


Good guys:
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 12:51 PM
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15. kick
because this has nothing to do with plagerism.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-18-08 03:15 PM
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16. Thank you for bringing me this huge time waster
Edited on Mon Feb-18-08 03:15 PM by sniffa
:D



Superhero name: Turd Blossom.
Real name: Karl Rove.
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 350
Power: His sheer girth, and the constant lubrication of his body give him the advantage in most battles as he attacks his opponents' strengths relentlessly.
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